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My aunt leaves the room to use the bathroom. This is important because we act more normal around her (she is not used to our interactions with each other, so we tone it down).


shattered-equilibrium:

shattered-equilibrium:

This confused me so much for about 5 minutes because I forgot I posted the thing omfg

riva-of-dreams said: WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THE BEGINNING OF A MURDER CONFESSION

I DON’T KNOW, RIVA. GOT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR CHEST?

SHHHH IT’S OUR LITTLE SECRET

punkzombies:

in the flesh + text posts

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

spoonfulofsterek:

SPOONFULOFSTEREK’S GIVEAWAY

in honor of my etsy shop opening, and running my blog for two years I’m holding my first giveaway!

the prizes are:

  • "don’t be such a sourwolf" glitter letter sweatshirt (men’s size small)
  • random assortment of my fandom inspired lipsticks
  • feeling of superiority over your friends and family

the rules:

  1. you don’t need to follow me
  2. you can reblog as many times as you want
  3. your ask box must be open so I can message you if you’ve won! if it’s not, I’ll choose a new winner
  4. us residents only
  5. a winner will be chosen on november 20th

have fun!

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

spoopyantivantrash:

i love dragon age… the way they just [clenches fist] age all those fricking dragons

fonesecks:

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

missykitkat
krakenface:

teen woofs teen woofs

krakenface:

teen woofs teen woofs

theconcealedweapon:

What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

eh whatever it’ll be fine
me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT