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I am going to bed and will probably have nightmares about centipedes

thefoxandthealpha:

riva-of-dreams:

thefoxandthealpha:

Sorry to break this to you but you now have to live in a house surrounded by a fire moat. 

i am literally leaving the country in a day

I can only hope that my family survives it in my absence

more bad news; when you return your fam is going to be replaced by centipede people look alikes

oH SHIT BEE NOT COOL

shortbutsopassionate:

I hate being fooled by media. I hate thinking that because shows like Orphan Black and Elementary and Orange is the New Black (etc.) exist we are moving in the right direction faster than we really are. Because every baby step we take forwards in representation and…

in other news, my sister stopped by for a while

thefoxandthealpha:

riva-of-dreams:

thefoxandthealpha:

riva-of-dreams:

gOD I SHOULD

EUGH

DON’T SAVE ANYTHING

LIGHT THE MATCH AND THROW

THEN RUN

FAR

BUT THAT MEANS HAVING TO TOUCHH THE BACKPACK IN QUESTION

Sorry to break this to you but you now have to live in a house surrounded by a fire moat. 

i am literally leaving the country in a day

I can only hope that my family survives it in my absence

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell and I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

thefoxandthealpha:

riva-of-dreams:

gOD I SHOULD

EUGH

DON’T SAVE ANYTHING

LIGHT THE MATCH AND THROW

THEN RUN

FAR

BUT THAT MEANS HAVING TO TOUCHH THE BACKPACK IN QUESTION

thefoxandthealpha:

riva-of-dreams:

nO MAN MY BACKPACK WAS IN THE BASEMENT FOR LIKE A WEEK

AND I WAS BRINGING IT UPSTAIRS WHENI FELT SOMETHING BRUSHING AGAINST MY SKIN

IT FELT LIKE A HAIR BUT REALLY FAst

AND JESUS DELIVER ME IT WAS A CENTIPEDE

BURN EVERYTHING

gOD I SHOULD

EUGH

nO MAN MY BACKPACK WAS IN THE BASEMENT FOR LIKE A WEEK

AND I WAS BRINGING IT UPSTAIRS WHENI FELT SOMETHING BRUSHING AGAINST MY SKIN

IT FELT LIKE A HAIR BUT REALLY FAst

AND JESUS DELIVER ME IT WAS A CENTIPEDE

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin