this guy laughed at me when i was in the coffeeshop because i was sitting facing the window and there was a someone walking by with a HUGE dog and i said ‘ohhhhhh big doggy’ out loud accidentally
But my heart for the fic where Stiles is in a coffeeshop and Derek and Cora (dubbed “fitness freaks” by Laura) are jogging with their dog when Stiles says breathily, “big doggy,” and it sounds like “big daddy” through the glass and surrounding noise and they don’t actually think Spock - their dog - is that large (they’ve had bigger), so Cora will smirk (of course she notices Stiles is Derek’s type) and nudge him in the ribs, tell him to “go get him, big daddy"
and so maybe he will (it’ll be full of awkward stammers and blushes - Stiles can’t keep his eyes off the pink tips of Derek’s ears) and maybe after they get to know each other and start seriously seeing each other, Derek will mostly forget about the way Stiles sounded when he called him “daddy” because, well, they spent some time talking about their kinks (and taking action based on said kinks), and that never came up.
So maybe Derek won’t bring it up until one day when Stiles says, “I’m so glad you made the first move,” and Derek will get confused and turn to face Stiles who will be sprawled across their sheets, morning sun making his smile lazy and loose and say, “But you - I heard you through the window,” and Stiles will shrug and tell him, “Yeah, but you didn’t even bring Spock in.” And it’s - well, it’s true - Cora had stayed outside and given Spock water while Derek flushed his way through an introduction and a short conversation (Stiles had been waiting for Erica to get off her shift so they could go see the new Black Widow movie) - but Derek is officially confused.
"What?" Derek will ask and Stiles will sit up, smile gone. "Wait, what what?" he’ll ask.
"You - you called me ‘big daddy’. That’s why I went in!" And maybe Stiles will stare at him for a second before starting to laugh, I mean really laugh - like tears in his eyes, belly aching laugh. He’ll curl into Derek, who can’t be mad at Stiles, not when he’s got patches of flush creeping up his skin and looks so blissfully happy.
"Big doggy," he’ll wheeze in Derek’s ear, before falling back onto their bed, still laughing as Derek covers him with his body and presses kisses against his skin with a soft, embarrassed growl. "Big doggy," he’ll repeat breathlessly, still smiling as he slides his fingers through Derek’s hair, who scrapes his teeth over Stiles’ shoulder in retaliation.
After they’re done, Derek thinks he should give Spock some peanut butter. You know, as a thank-you treat. He owes him a lot.
one day someone is going to look through my history and be like, “what is this sterek thing?” and then be sucked into a void they never knew they needed
So since “A hero will fall” has now become “Heroes will die”, what’s in store?
By “fall” did they mean in a more biblical sense? Did they mean that a character who has seemed righteous or powerful is now losing their status?
And “heroes” plural?? Please no. I can’t. This season ends on their “biggest cliffhanger” yet? Nope. I’m out. (Not really.)
ALSO WHAT WAS THE REALLY BIG THING JEFF DAVIS PUT IN EICHEN HOUSE? IS PARRISH THE GRANDSON OF THE NOGITSUNE?? WHY ARE STILES AND DEREK INTERACTING FOR THE FIRST TIME WHEN THERE ARE THREE EPISODES LEFT AND THE NOGITSUNE IS PHYSICALLY HARMING STILES?
(Was I reading too much into teen wolf when I thought that the nogitsune was a magnet? BH is now a magnet and guess what magnets can be attracted to? Other magnets!! When there is an electrical current, a magnetic field is created?? Kira + electricity = magnetized bat?? Nogitsune comes emerges in MRI -where you’re not supposed to have metal things because they can get magnetized??? I DONT KNOW)
No bells or whistles this time around. I told myself when I started doing these that I’d do one for each episode left in the season and I just really want to see that through. There’s only 4 more episodes left in the season, anyway. I’m in too deep to stop now!
- One person is getting a beacon hills lacrosse hoodie
- Any size any character
- Shipped anywhere
- Posey wore one I gave him once. It was pretty neat. You can be just like Scott McCall if you want
- That’s not relevant to the giveaway I just like to remember it because it makes me the happiest
- One like, one reblog to enter. That’s it. Don’t abuse it. It’ll break the notes and then I’ll be upset with you.
- Winner is chosen via random number generator.
- Giveaway is over MONDAY, MARCH 3rd. AT 11:30 EST.
- You guys all know how this works by now I’m sure. Sorry again for my spam. 4 more weeks of this before I’ll stop doing them weekly (maybe.)
Hoodies are available here.
A fun gallery/tag of people wearing these hoodies can be found here!
This isn't even a person.
It's a spirit that's taken the shape of a human.
do you know about the fight that apparently went on a couple days ago in the TW fandom?
yeah that was my fault.
i declared that Derek to be more of an autumn colours baby, others declared he’s definitely spring colours.
we decided he’d wear a coat of many colours
red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby etc.
Derek and the Technicolor Dreamcoat
well time to apply fanfiction directly to the wound
guys help my mom found a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough pie
and she made it
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.